Tuesday, 8 October 2024
Hon. Gwyneth Ericka Morgan ‘ A Beautiful Nuisance’ A Crime Revisited 100 Years On
Friday, 29 March 2024
Evan Morgan ( Viscount Tredegar) and the ‘True Cross’ of Christ
AN EASTER STORY FROM WILLIAM CROSS
Riverside, California, Evan Morgan's retreat in the 1920s
Hon. Evan Morgan in the 1920s
In the late 1920s the Hon. Evan Morgan [1] ( later Viscount Tredegar) was in Riverside, California as a guest of Frank A Millar [2] the proprietor of the Mission Inn hotel.
Evan’s visit made such an impact that it features in a book published about Frank Millar and the Mission Inn:
The book declares that:-
There was the incident of the visit of the Honorable Evan Morgan, son of Baron Tredegar of England.” [3]
Several tall stories are told of how Evan acquired a piece of the ‘ True Cross’ on which Christ was crucified, including one ludicrous yarn of Evan making the find in the Holy Land ( he did visit Jerusalem at least once ). Another ridiculous romp mentions Evan hiring a whole carriage of a train passing through Turkey to convey the relic back to his home in Britain.
In fact the real story of Evan’s precious possession relates to a reliquary of St John on the Cross at Mission Inn.
“ Mr Morgan had arrived at the [ Mission] Inn on a trip around the world. Wandering among the crosses of the collection, he came upon a reliquary of St John of the Cross. Mr Morgan’s Catholic sympathies were pronounced, and St John was his patron saint; he went to the curator, saying that he wished to buy this cross. The curator told him courteously that nothing in the cross collection was for sale.
“I must buy it.” The Honourable Evan Morgan repeated. “ You must let me buy it.”
Impressed by the absence of any mention of price or inclination to bargain, Mr Borton, the curator promised to lay the matter before Mr Miller. Mr Miller replied that he was sorry, that nothing in the cross collection could be sold.
Mr Morgan now cried. “Please tell Mr Miller that I will pay anything he wishes, but I must have the cross.”
This word he followed with a personal letter to Mr Miller, repeating the wish to have the cross at any price, and enclosing three papal rings, whose settings were exquisite intaglios cut in amethyst and topaz. Sitting before an open fire in his cowled monk’s dressing gown of brown burlap, Mr Miller dictated his reply.
My DEAR FRIEND: I cannot find it in my heart to traffic in anything which you value as manifestly you this cross. Take it, with my appreciation of you.
I am returning the three papal rings, which I am sure that you value more than I would know how to do.
Sincerely yours,
FRANK A MILLER”[4]
Another teller of the same tale suggests that on Evan’s visit to Riverside he “ secured a relic of the ‘True Cross’ in exchange for a Cross which he [ Evan] procured from the Belgian battlefields and had blessed by the late Cardinal Mercier”. [5]
An Extract ( with additional text ) from the book “Evan Frederic Morgan : Final Affairs Financial and Carnal” By William Cross ISBN-13: 978-1905914241
Contact William Cross, by email
[1] Hon. Evan Frederic Morgan ( 1893-1949). The last Viscount Tredegar of Tredegar Park, Newport, South Wales, UK
[2] Frank A Miller( 1858-1935) . Owner and developer of Mission Inn Hotel
[3] Gale, Zona. ‘Frank Miller of Mission Inn.’ D Appleton-Century company. (1938).
[4] Ibid.
[5] Advocate ( Melbourne), Vic. National Library of Australia. 18 August 1927. NB Désiré-Félicien-François-Joseph Mercier (21 November 1851 – 23 January 1926) was a Belgian Cardinal of theRoman Catholic Church. He served as Archbishop of Mechelen from 1906 until his death, and was elevated to thecardinalate in 1907. Mercier is noted for his staunch resistance to the German occupation of 1914–1918.
Wednesday, 6 March 2024
SECRET FEAR BY REGINALD UNDERWOOD: A QUEER TALE FROM FORTUNE PRESS IN 1943
A BOOK REVIEW FROM WILLIAM CROSS
OF "SECRET FEAR"
BY REGINALD UNDERWOOD (1943)
A RARE TITLE FROM FORTUNE PRESS
This crime curio offers, as the publisher’s own publicity
declares, a queer plot that is a far
cry from others stories of the same genre
at the time of its writing ( i.e. 1943).
The comparable titles are “ a little jaded by the ever-sinister Nazi" or of the image of the conventional
cloak and dagger detective, murderer or thief.
Secret Fear is a very hard to get war time novel by the prolific Reginald Underwood from the notorious FORTUNE PRESS.
Announced by the Press in their “ Summer and Autumn Titles” for 1943, as a striking “thriller” the author is better known for his other Fortune Press delights including the frolicsome relationship teaser, “Flame of Freedom”, the racy gay classic “Bachelor’s Hall “ and the torrid story of illigitimacy “An Old Maid’s Child”. Yes, Secret Fear is a whole new departure in the literary career of dear old Reggie Underwood.
The book’s “Contents of Chapters” gives ample warning of the nature of the storyline to come, with stark headlines including “ An Inexplicable Burglary”; “ Murder?”; “ Terror Finds The Doctor”; A Strange Death”; “An Appalling Ordeal” ; and “Escape”.
The action kicks off in
Farne is drawn into this mystery-suspense- vendetta, with the origin of
the apparent “Secret Fear”, set around concerns
for the well being of some old
acquaintances of his back in
Quite whether Farne’s informant in
Farne’s friends in England are apparently in mortal danger from the evil intent of a mother and child killer, a heavy drinking aristocrat, Clive Lowick. This wretch is believed to be quite mad and, “cruel as hell”, he has spent several
years in Dartmoor prison and upon his release from there was ordered abroad,
to
Trouble is the villainous Lowick is now back in England looking for revenge, and the line up of his would targets for revenge starts with the old butler in Burges, and hot favourites by a mysterious stranger ( possibly cavorting with the ex-Butler’s wife) against the old family doctor and his beautiful daughter, these being the close friends of Farne. In fact Farne has quite a notion for the doctor’s alluring daughter, although no talk of romance has been exchanged between them.
The damsel in distress is one Adele Burfield, who was once promised in marriage to an older, effete, English Lord, named Ploughdon, but for some reason or other she remains single. Adele is living with her father in a quaint little cottage, having sold the Lowick family pile ( that was previously inherited) and oddly it seems the doctor is no longer a rich man and has been the subject of a recent burglary that has dumb founded and unsettled them all.
Farne takes on the role of detective to investigate a growing spiral of conflicting threads in the relationships and he is soon deeply embroiled in endeavouring to solve a trail of crime, robbery, deception, lies, false Wills and multiple murders in search of the truth. What a jolly good chap he is, and he seems to enjoy this quest.
Add to the mix a element of the supernatural, of controlling, fiendish females and there you have it to try to keep up and unscramble.
A quite different, honest and refreshing storyline from the usually salacious, middlebrow, gay-themed fictional flirts from Reginald Underwood, who keeps up the pace of Farne’s scrutiny of events, and
lays on the reader exhilaration fairly well, albeit there is some muddling and the narrative is a
bit short on the detail on character development. But we get hooked as Farne tramples across the Midlands and back
in
And, in the end cleverly, and unexpectedly Underwood pulls it all off in exposing the “Secret Fear” or fears of almost all the key players and with this some further gasps.
Farne is no Sherlock Holmes or Poirot, but he is still a steady handed sleuth albeit in the making.
Is there a resolution and happy ending, I won’t spoil it! That said : the only copy of the book is on my book shelves albeit looking for a new, loving home.
William Cross, FSA Scot
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A BOOK REVIEW FROM WILLIAM CROSS
OF "SECRET FEAR"
BY REGINALD UNDERWOOD (1943)
A RARE TITLE FROM FORTUNE PRESS
Tuesday, 9 January 2024
A TALK ON RONALD FIRBANK : A TELLER OF FAIRY TALES FOR GROWN UP PEOPLE
“The Firbank Beneath My Foot”
A Tribute to Ronnie Firbank
In an illustrated talk by William Cross, FSA Scot
Arthur Annesley Ronald Firbank 1886-1926
“A teller of fairy tales for grown up people”
Ronnie Firbank was born in London in
1886, but his passport recorded an address of St Julians, Newport,
Monmouthshire. His paternal grandfather
Joseph Firbank ( 1819-86) made his pile from the railways and lived at St
Julians House,
Ronnie
was educated at Uppingham School, Rutland, and tutored privately, notably by Rollo St Clair Talboys (1877-1953). He learned several languages, travelled abroad and later attended Trinity
College, Cambridge from 1906-9, where he was a contemporary of the war poet
Rupert Brooke and Oscar Wilde’s son, Vyvyan Holland. The family homes were at
There were two brothers, but Ronnie’s closest kin was a younger sister, Heather. Both of them shared a bizzaire shyness, strange foibles and eccentricities.
Known by his family as “Arthur” ( Artie) he was a sickly child, spoilt by his mother, he converted to Roman Catholic in 1907.
In adulthood Firbank
“cut a figure as a rich, shy
and utterly fastidious dandy”. He frequented the Café Royal and the
Ronnie’s books were published at his own expense from 1915-1926. They are “long sustained and complex epigrams..”. This is a list of his main titles & dates published: 1905: Odette d’ Antrevernes ; 1915: Vainglory; 1916 : Inclinations; 1917 : Caprice; 1919: Valmouth; 1920 :The Princess Zoubaroff; 1921: Santal; 1923: The Flower Beneath the Foot; 1924: Prancing Nigger (aka Sorrow in Sunlight); 1926: Concerning the Eccentricities of Cardinal Pirelli.
His “
Letters to His Mother”, Dearest Baba, are also in print.
Some Opinions on Firbank
“ I always think of Ronald Firbank as an unhappy
man who luckily for him, had the power of expressing himself through his
books”. Vyvyan Holland.
“ He was like a
dipping strand of willow with a nerve of steel, and that “ something” floating
bending but unbreakable in him is, of course, the integrity of the good
artist.” Nancy Cunard
Ifan Kyrle Fletcher had
Newport links
with Firbank. He wrote an early Memoir
of him . “ While others thought of vice and virtue, he ( Firbank) was concerned
about vulgarity and elegance.”
“ …..the reclusive dandy-novelist Ronald
Firbank, a man so consumed by shyness that he once spent a dinner party hiding
under the table.” D J Taylor ( 2009)
Ronnie travelled extensively to write, with much of
his work compiled in France, North Africa, Italy ( in particular
Firbank is buried in Campo Verano,
“RIP : PRAY FOR THE SOUL OF ARTHUR ANNESLEY RONALD FIRBANK WHO ENTERED INTO REST ON 21ST MAY 1926 FAR FROM HIS COUNTRY”
AND THEREBY HANGS A TALE REVEALED IN THE TALK
Ronnie's Grave in Campo Verano, Rome, by Monty Dart
Blue Plaque for Ronnie 33, Curzon Street Mayfair, London
For more information, please contact William Cross, FSA Scot
Thanks to Monty & the late Tom Dart, Tony Friend & Ian Burge, Alan Smith, Digory Firbank & Ronnie Firbank
Tuesday, 19 December 2023
Phoebe and Mags Worthington of "The Mews" Belgravia :Last Tails: "A Love That Dare Not Speak its Name"
LAST TAILS FROM PHOEBE AND MAGS WORTHINGTON OF "THE MEWS" BELGRAVIA
TIME SETTING : LONDON 1948
“A Love That Dare
Not Speak Its Name”
Romeo and Ronaldo : Love Hurts
On the
For Romeo who hailed from
It was a ‘love that dare not speak it’s name’, first kindled by a chance encounter in a bomb shelter in the blackout a few years before. It was doomed as it was against nature, illegal under all laws, codes, and healthy living, and for three long years their dangerous liaisons had to be kept a close secret.
But the two lovers had a plan…. they had conjured up a way of ensuring they could live in peace happy ever after and finally escape from the shadows.
However, a gang of ruffians from Limehouse had heard of the odd couple that wanted to challenge the natural order of things, and followed their trail to a rooftop in Belgravia, near “The Mews” where Mags Worthington was roused from her slumbers…….. What followed, one wonders?
THE RESOLUTION
Mags Worthington challenged the Limehouse ruffians.
Whilst the chaos and commotion on the roof was taking place Ivor, a Russian sailor and fishmonger from Billingate Fish Market was making a delivery to "The Mews" kitchen to Olga (The Cook at "The Mews") and Nastasha ( the Ukranian kitchen maid).
Natasha threw a pail of dirty water at the ruffians, and succeded in disorientating them.
Ivor’s familiar, Maschwitz, (pictured below), went immediately to support Mags and together they cleared the way for Romeo and Ronaldo to effect their escape.
Maschwitz
Some said the lovers caught a midnight train to another city, others said they were seen boarding a sailing boat to France, (or was it the Baltic), some said they went to North Africa, where Dr Dolittle’s law was much less draconian.
Others mused that the truth was quite
romantic, that they stowed away on
board the ‘Orient Express’ from
Some said they became Gondoliers on the Grand Canal.
Grand Canal, Venice
Friday, 10 November 2023
The overlooked genius of Ronald Firbank By Alan Hollinghurst
The
overlooked genius of Ronald Firbank
By Alan Hollinghurst
From "The Spectator Magazine" – 10 November 2023
This week English Heritage has put up a blue plaque to the novelist Ronald Firbank, and I know, from 40 years of going on about Firbank, that not everyone who sees it will have heard of him. He falls into that intriguing and important category of blue-plaque subjects who are not household names, but whose work was path-breaking, and influence enduring. Each plaque that goes up is the result, first and foremost, of advocacy by a member of the public, and after that of strong support from the deciding panel, on which I sat for six years. We ended up each time rejecting the majority of the proposals, and it was a happy day for me, an almost unexpected breakthrough, when Firbank was proposed five years ago, and the panel readily accepted him. Acceptance has not always been his lot.
In person he was both extremely shy and a Wildean dandy who wore make-up and painted his nails.
Why does he merit this honour? I think for three reasons: his own remarkable work, his literary influence, and something more diffuse but equally important, his defining presence as a queer icon. Firbank wrote seven radically original novels and one full-length play. His first novel, Vainglory, published in 1915, is the first true modernist novel in English, and the most original since Laurence Sterne’s Tristram Shandy 150 years earlier. Plot is largely suppressed and what remains is glimpsed obliquely through a montage of fragments of talk and passages of lyrical description; the effect is both aesthetically dazzling and unnervingly like life, action caught in cinematic jump cuts and conversation sampled as if by a roving microphone.
Firbank was a master of omission. ‘I think nothing,’ he wrote, ‘of filing 50 pages down to make a brief, crisp paragraph, or even a row of dots.’ Ellipsis, at the level of the sentence and of the whole book, were central to his art, which represented a jubilant but purposeful throwing out of the baggage and conventions of the Victorian novel. Here, and in the three largely English-set novels that followed (Inclinations, Caprice and Valmouth), he often feels closer to the poetic experiments of Eliot’s ‘Prufrock’ and ‘Portrait of a Lady’ than to other contemporary fiction. The novels published in the 1920s – The Flower Beneath the Foot, Sorrow in Sunlight and Concerning the Eccentricities of Cardinal Pirelli – are his major achievement, and all set abroad, in a Balkan capital, a Caribbean island and a Spanish cathedral city. They build on the revolutionary groundwork of the earlier books, but are bolder, clearer and more sharply satirical.
Vainglory came out in April 1915 – not a good moment
for such an adventure, and it seemed to set a pattern for the ignoring and
deploring of Firbank’s subsequent fiction. But if sales were tiny in his
lifetime, the effect of his work on writers of the next generation was
revelatory. Evelyn Waugh wrote the first serious critical essay on Firbank in
1929, and his acute understanding of Firbank’s method bore fruit in the novel
he was starting at the time, Vile Bodies, the first part of which reads
like a direct transfusion of master to pupil. The fragmentary design the older
writer had pioneered proved prophetically apt for the depiction of a
disoriented post-war world. The setting of Henry Green’s Living, a
The line of influence proliferates – you see it in many of Noël Coward’s plays, in Ivy Compton-Burnett and Muriel Spark. Joe Orton wrote pastiche Firbankian novels – as did (jointly) the American poets John Ashbery and James Schuyler in A Nest of Ninnies. Angela Carter wrote a very good radio play, A Self-Made Man, about Firbank, and Brigid Brophy produced a lesbian novel, The Finishing Touch, in the master’s manner, as well as the formidable Prancing Novelist, still the most detailed and passionate study of his life and work. The late Barry Humphries was a lifelong Firbank fanatic and collector, and Firbank’s exceptional interest and absorption in female dress and accessories clearly found an echo in the creator of Dame Edna.
I was introduced to Firbank by my
The formal experiment was inseparable from the moral one, a glittering act of subversion
Firbank in person was both extremely shy and a Wildean dandy who wore make-up and painted his nails and drew attention wherever he went with his undulating walk. In his work too he has the paradoxical boldness of the shy – he vibrates with his own irrepressible selfhood. Already in the 1930s ‘Firbankian’ was a byword for gayness of a performative and orchidaceous kind. As his titles hint, what concerned him was the workings of whim, caprice, libido. Nothing interested him less than the conventional marriage-plot. His world view is from the start daringly queered, and pervasively feminised – the sexuality of the books is frequently lesbian, but with an increasingly defiant depiction of male gay desire. When I wrote my own first novel in the mid 1980s, I knew I couldn’t emulate his style, but I brought him in as a kind of patron saint of gay culture.
Blue plaques marking residences often cast light on the odd
shape of a life. When Firbank moved into
Thursday, 2 November 2023
A BOOK REVIEW OF "RECORD OF A BAFFLED SPIRIT: A LIVERPOOL CHILDHOOD 1947–1973" MICHAEL KEYTON
You Can Take The Boy Out Of Liverpool,
But You Can’t Take Liverpool Out Of The Boy.Record of a Baffled Spirit: A
By Michael Keyton ISBN-13 : 979-8851564499 Published 2023
En route to Southport by road I suffered claustrophobia inside a long concrete and metal tube that appeared on the AA Route map as “The Mersey Tunnel”.
Finally exiting the grim, unnaturally- lit white-lined chicken coop there was only a human settlement called Birkenhead until we reached the end of the long canopy to view the most glorious waterfront at Liverpool, the City of “ The Liver Birds”, “The Beatles” and the Titanic’s White Star Shipping Line.
Here at Harland and Woolfe’s shipyards ( twinned across the water with Belfast) they built the doomed liner of 1912, and whose riveters, dockers and stevedores tolerated their rivals in the shipyards at Govan and Clydebank on Clydeside that built the majestic Queens.
Liverpool sucked me in whole, like Jonah’s whale, I gasped for air. But it was terrific to come out of semi-consciousness into the shadow of huge buildings like overhanging cliff tops, and the great River Mersey on which the City stands, with its ferry boats, sailing ships and sea and ocean going cruise ships bobbing and plying along mechanical birds up and down and across the waves, it smelt good too as it was just like the whiff of Glasgow’s Broomielaw.
Excuse my childhood ramble. Why write of childhood? Well because it matters, it’s the ultimate blue print to excuse ourselves – unfrocked, stripped of the veneer that attaches as we learn about real life and takes the licks and knocks. It’s innocence and guilt in one, it’s who we are, where we’ve been, who we have been close to, who and what we’ve hated, and not least an elegy on those who have been an influence or a set back to our past life.
The tag line of “ Memory is Everything” makes it gel. Childhood memories are the stuff of the shrink’s couch, and explain proclivities, moods, faults, monsters; it often celebrates pride in our heroes and heroines, what blood lines made us what we are and ultimately how we made ourselves or how we adapted. The genealogy carries the DNA, we do the rest to confound it all. If a story line has any truth then we hang up all the triumphs and disasters out to dry, all the nitty- gritty but if wise only offer up a careful selection of our experiences. It helps understand these years when the jigsaw pieces are reassembled.
This is the case here, compiled in some style, by Michael Keyton.
With the necessary touches of sentimentality coupled with a mastery of revealing history ( living it, and, of course, this fella is also well known for teaching it) he offers sweet and bitter rambles from his childhood, and quite a bit of his journey beyond.
“ A Liverpool Childhood” , 1947-1973 is a psychedelic trip with Michael flashing his writers wand, and conducting his own band, the Keytons of Aintree. This tribute is often accompanied by sound tracks from the Beatles and the Rolling Stones, and with an expose of all the great layers and sinews from Northern life.
First impressions in getting a hard copy of the book ( kindle is way beyond my ken) was that it was a very tactile publication and it was good to finger over its covers and edges.
Later came the judgement upon reading it, of gorging on its delights, envious of it being such a terrific feat memory by a septuagenarian, and that this dotage is the best period in anybody’s life to recall one’s childhood.
The book’s been a great escape from the present bombs and inclement weather and it reeks of so many memories of childhood held in common, it shines like a magic lantern across its 288 pages with fabulous photographs of the Keyton- Parr etc families and their faces and places and cast iron cladding.
The City of Liverpool is renowned for the sly and amusing tickles of its denizens, the scousers, and these fine people of the Mersey ripple through Keyton’s various ages of man, but when he roams away from his bedrock to engage with his life’s influences to other places including time in Swansea, Aberystwyth, and Newport, South Wales, and to North Africa and Europe, Liverpool is still in the shadows. I was excited by an adventure involving a most extraordinary fleecing by a policeman in Morocco, I felt empathy with him being penniless on a escape through Spain back to England, so many similar accounts of himself are revealing, readable and amusing.
No matter where you spent your childhood or development years you’ll find nostalgia here paved with gold, often laced with real ale, with as many Madelaine moments in the food count as in Monsieur Proust.
Tripe and onions in milk touched a nerve end. We endured the relentless chewing of that family fixture with champit ( mashed) tatties on Clydeside.
As you get stuck inside this time tunnel of Mr Keyton’s past, it’s almost as long as that caged one previously navigated through – since our hero spent much of his childhood held down hard by claustraphobic forces that clung over him ever finishing his childhood, with a confusion of religions, of the infinite rituals of Roman Catholicism v the rest, blue rosary beads indeed; also on being held captive by nuns with snooker cues, and a set back of serious illness that confined him to a prolonged period in a hospital ward where treatment included penicillin injections in the bum, with only the relish of eating sausages and sipping Vimto as a god send for coping with the ordeal.
I liked the first wail of the budding author at birth, competing with the vendors announcing the arrival of the Christmas turkeys and how he held back the inevitable sighs caused by an absentee dad, the “disciplinarian” Cyril, constantly at sea, and of Michael and his brother missing him. But hurrah, they score at being raised by a splendid mother, May Parry, whose “ black curls bounced and red lips smiled”, and who provided love and wisdom enough for two parents.
Alongside the darling buds of May are perched a motley crew of intergenerational relations giving support and opposition to equal the Boswells of Dingle. I especially related to the author’s regrets too, at the loss of a boyhood friend, Owen, or not ever knowing personally his parental grandparents, Sergeant John Keyton ( a Welshman) killed in the Boer War and John’s widow Bridget, who died a few years before Michael was born. But these folk are all vividly recorded and Keyton’s touching coverage of them enriches the narrative. I also enjoyed the encounter with an autistic aunt called Doris, what a hoot, she should be reposted as a heroine by the author in one his future books.
Released from hospital incarceration to seek a stint in the normal world there are the new struggles of Keyton’s schooling with the harshness of the divide caused by passing or failing the 11 + exam, of coping with the disappearance of a yellow haired would-be seductress named Gabrielle, of even yet more incarceration of challenging years downcast in a unholy Catholic Secondary Modern School and leaving there scarce half undone, unfinished to find any unattractive job.
But Keyton was ( and is) not one to accept a dead end outcome. He proves in some wonderful mid- book Chapters entitled “Mabel Fletcher Technical College” and
“ Bloody Minded Cooks” that whilst inside the growing boy is annoyance at making a duff choice at being a cook is emerging a hungry adult with ambitions to establish himself for employment and in not least perfecting the ultimate recipe for jam buns.
Keyton makes friends easily, he draws in both sexes and shares many of his past friendships, passions and loves. Some early ones distracted him more than others, like Toni with an alluring striptease to shock the readers using the Liverpool Central Library. But one gets the impression that Keyton coped well with such temptations, his student life was enjoyed to the full beer barrel, including flirtations with a friend Ken and Marx, Lenin and Trotsky and a frenzy with an American Barbie doll named Debbie in wild scenes from inside the famous Liverpool Cavern Club.
The paths to glory after Catering College and sorting out the inevitable extra paper credentials ( City and Guilds and GCEs and bar) from study at an Northern Institute, dubbed “a portal both magical and human” all eventually enable Keyton to study for an MA degree at Swansea University, to rank an expert on the Victorian writer Anthony Trollope and take up a long career in “ God’s Own Profession ” of teaching in Secondary Schools.
Two intriguing what might have beens stand out that could have changed the story, one of Michael rejecting a handsome job offer to go to London as a trainee catering manager at Lyon’s Restaurant, and another to enrol at McGill’s University in Canada.
I’m glad Michael snubbed these offers and established himself as a glorious Mr Chips in his late lamented grandfather, Sergeant John Keyton’s native Wales, even if he remains – in his own words - only “ a grubby scouser”.












